Your unofficial, unreasonably enthusiastic guide to the best city most of the world hasn't discovered yet.
But they're about to. And you're already here, which means you're ahead of the curve. So let's go.
Ask him anything. He's not a feature list ā he's a conversation. Drop a question, get a real recommendation.
Joe's. Q39. Gates. Arthur Bryant's. Slap's. Burnt ends or ribs? Bob's got opinions and a route from wherever you are.
KCI to downtown via Streetcar. Arrowhead parking pro tips. Where to skip the 45-minute traffic jam after a match. Bob handles logistics.
Power & Light, Crossroads, 18th & Vine, Westport, the Plaza, River Market. Bob knows what each one feels like at 11am vs. 11pm.
18th & Vine is where American jazz grew up. Charlie Parker walked these streets. Green Lady Lounge, Mutual Musicians Foundation, The Phoenix. Bob has the playlist.
3 group-stage matches + 1 Round-of-32 at Arrowhead. Mexico-anchored Group C. Bob knows the schedule, the fan zones, and where your country's crew is gathering.
Kids in tow? Bob knows the science museums, the parks with shade, the restaurants that don't mind crayons on the wall, and the ice cream worth driving for.
Look, I know I'm a little much. But so is KC, and that's why we get along. Here's what I live by:
"Be curious, not judgmental."
"I believe in believe."
"Be a goldfish."
"Doing the right thing is never the wrong thing."
"I appreciate you."
ā Ted Lasso (and now, also Bob)
He answers fast. He's unreasonably enthusiastic. He has opinions about burnt ends.
Match schedule, fan zones, BBQ routes, transit guides, and Bob ready to answer in real-time. 3 group-stage games at GEHA Field at Arrowhead. Bob knows every parking lot within 30 miles.
See the full World Cup guide ā"You're going to leave Kansas City wishing you'd come sooner and planning when you're coming back. That's not a prediction ā that's a guarantee. Now let's go have some fun."
ā Bob